001: Oculus Rift, iPhone 7, Back to the Future

Our first episode! As we open, Rob deliversĀ a hilarious monologue about why the McFly family from Back to the Future are worthless pieces of crap and don’t deserve to be saved. Speaking of which, did we see one smart phone in Back to the Future II? We did not, but in real-life 2015, we’re getting “excited” about dropping loads of cash on the new iPhone 7.

iPhone 7 Rumors

  • No Headphone Jack (one port)
  • 3D Technology
  • Thinner
  • Faster
  • Stronger
  • Sexier
  • Waterproof
  • Bigger touchable screen area


As the episode drones on, Eddie and Rob then dive into wireless charging technology and why it’s not quite ready for prime-time. Rob’s idiot friend has a stupid phone that charges wirelessly, but the phone has to touch the charging station. What’s the freaking point? Might as well plug the damn thing into the stupid wall.

The Oculus Rift is the hottest thing on the market, mostly because of its adult video potential. The guys discuss the latest on the virtual reality gadget and where the technology is taking us (into our bedrooms with the door closed). But is all the hype really worth it?

Finally, the bitter SarcasTechCast hosts discuss other popular podcasts and why they don’t like them.

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